Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris
Submitted June 13, 2009 by keon
Based on work by Chuck Norris
8 comments, 758 downloads
8 votes
Did you know that Chuck Norris has already been to Mars? That's why there are no signs of life there.


report
Download File! - More by keon
Sponsored Links
Leave Comment
's Avatarryanpg13 (June 17, 2009):

chuck norris is so badass, he ordered a big mac at burger king and got one. LOL

's Avatarprodigy (June 14, 2009):

Remember that Chuck Norris is a snake and stung after 3 days the snake died.

's AvatarWOTNOGRAFIKA (June 13, 2009):

Yup. It was so obvious... Even with the link provided...

's AvatarKagusta (June 13, 2009):

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

's AvatarKagusta (June 13, 2009):

"Guns dont kill people, chuck norris kilss people"

"Chuck Norris counted to infinite - twice"

"Chuck norris dosnt go "hunting" because this includes faliure, chuck norris goes killing"

"When chuck norris falls into the water, chuck norris dosnt get 'wet', the water gets "chuck norris"

's AvatarANARCHY|R|-tH (June 13, 2009):

2 words Bruce Lee :D Nice work though.

's AvatarWOTNOGRAFIKA (June 13, 2009):

Apparently Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door! (That's my
personal fave, but I'm sure a load more from other people will come...)

's AvatarMBond (June 13, 2009):

can you believe that at this very moment I am watching on TV Walker texas ranger my family love chuck!!!!